but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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