I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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