I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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