She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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