I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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