considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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