I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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