Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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