I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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