she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Holy shit dude........stairs
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