Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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