No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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