that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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