Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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