K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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