We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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