Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Randomize
