You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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