And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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