I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Randomize