Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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