I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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