writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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