Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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