Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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