thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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