does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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