sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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