exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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