that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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