hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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