Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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