walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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