you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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