I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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