youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
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Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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