So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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