just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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