I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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