Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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