Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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