normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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