Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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