Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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