is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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