If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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