I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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