I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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