with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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