I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize