I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Randomize
