with your own penis?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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